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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 02/20/98 -- Vol. 16, No. 34

       MT Chair/Librarian:
                     Mark Leeper   MT 3E-433  732-957-5619 mleeper@lucent.com
       HO Chair:     John Jetzt    MT 2E-530  732-957-5087 jetzt@lucent.com
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer    HO 4F-427  732-949-7076 njs@lucent.com
       Distinguished Heinlein Apologist:
                     Rob Mitchell  MT 2D-536  732-957-6330 rlmitchell1@lucent.com
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper MT 3E-433  732-957-2070 eleeper@lucent.com
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       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

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       meets irregularly; call 201-652-0534 for details, or check
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       every month at Southwest State Bank, 1380 S. Federal Blvd.

       1.   URL   of   the   week:   http://www.omniway.sm/aasfn/ef5e.htm.
       Contributed by Charlie Harris.

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       2. I am willing to bet you never gave it a whole  lot  of  thought,
       but  Physics  is  not  a  very  nice science.  It has a really good
       reputation, that that is where all the really smart people go,  but
       that is because other sciences like Chemistry do not get their due.
       Physics and Chemistry sit next to each other like New York and  New
       Jersey.   All the really interesting cutting edge stuff seems to go
       on in Physics.  Chemistry has  a  bad  reputation,  in  large  part
       because,  like  New Jersey, it smells bad.  I mean, most of us have
       had the experience of walking by  a  chemical  lab  in  school  and
       smelling something that has seemed to us, well..., not quite right.
       It is kind of like driving down  the  Jersey  Turnpike.   You  know
       there  is  something that smells really bad.  You know that it is a
       smell that would not come out of  Mother  Nature  unless  you  were
       torturing  her  in some really unnatural way.  I mean, Heaven knows
       there are some really bad smells that ARE natural, but not  so  bad
       as  some  of the stuff on the Jersey Turnpike.  You only get smells
       like that by taking dead dinosaur remains, and pumping them up from
       their  graves, and subjecting them to extreme heat, and sending the
       gasses through pipes.  This sort of thing would  rarely  happen  by
       chance  in  nature.  You and I both know that it takes humans to do
       something this  unnatural  and  perverse.   And  you  walk  by  the
       Chemistry  Lab  at  any  university  you  get  that same feeling of
       something unnatural going on in there.  I am sure not all Chemistry
       smelled  bad.   But  in  general  in  Chemistry the feeling is that
       nothing productive or cutting edge can  ever  come  from  something
       that  does  not  smell  bad.  I suspect somebody is selling aerosol
       cans of bad smell to spray  around  Chemistry  labs  to  make  sure
       people   know  that  something  impressive  and  cutting  edge  and
       hopefully carcinogenic is going on.

       So while Chemistry labs have gotten a bad name, Physics labs have a
       much better reputation.  Like New York City, there are nifty things
       going on here.  You have steel balls rolling down ramps and hitting
       wheels,  turning  linear momentum into angular momentum.  You know,
       nifty stuff like that.  So what has happened?  People have come  to
       believe  that the nifty stuff is all in Physics.  Chemistry becomes
       something of a malodorous joke.  What happens, however, is that  it
       becomes  a  self-fulfilling prediction that the nifty stuff will be
       called Physics.  I think the real cutting edge  Physics  is  really
       Chemistry being called Physics because it sounds better.  When most
       people think of Physics they think of  dropping  steel  balls  from
       high  places and seeing how long it takes them to fall and how high
       they bounce.  Chemistry is the stuff where you look  at  how  water
       breaks  down  into  oxygen and hydrogen and cutely goes "toot" when
       you set a match to the hydrogen.  So you know water is made  up  of
       two clear gasses, one of which goes "toot."

       But now consider this stuff of looking at sub-atomic particles  and
       coming  up  with  humorous names for new kinds of quarks.  That is,
       looking at what makes up matter.  Is that more like dropping  steel
       balls  or  looking  at  what goes into the recipe to make water?  I
       would claim it is much more like the Chemistry.  But  we  are  told
       that  Chemical  reactions take place between atoms at the molecular
       level.  But if you start looking at reactions going on  at  just  a
       slightly  tinier  level,  at  the  sub-atomic  level,  it's "Sorry,
       Mr. Chemist, why don't you go someplace and amalgamate nitrogen  or
       something?   This  is  a  job  for  a Physicist."  Maybe I am wrong
       choosing New York and New Jersey.  It sounds almost like a  Hitler-
       like  Physics carving off a Sudetenland-like piece of Chemistry and
       declaring it be really a piece of Physics.  And they do it  because
       we have all let them get away with it.  It is because Physics makes
       big explosions and we all want peace  in  our  times.   But  what's
       next.   Are  we going to be told that Psychology is really Physics?
       What  about  Botany?   Is  the  beloved  Mathematics  really  safe?
       Physics could claim it all.  [-mrl]

                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3E-433 732-957-5619